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gameofcatandmouse:

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

reblog everytime

when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
lolsofunny:

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10knotes:

hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u

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hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u

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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
angrylesbianmom:

THERE IS A HALF EATEN PICKLE IN MY BATHOOM I AM SO DONE WITH MY GHETTO ASS FAMILY

angrylesbianmom:

THERE IS A HALF EATEN PICKLE IN MY BATHOOM I AM SO DONE WITH MY GHETTO ASS FAMILY

justme-chezarae:

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tyleroakley:

barackobama:

idrownideas:

The best campaign counter-attack video I HAVE EVER SEEN. Obama 2012 

”So we’re going to call their BS when we see it and we need your help to call them on it too and set the record straight. So share this, tweet it, facebook it, I keep hearing about tumblr and whatever that is…please use that too. Thank you.”

-Stephanie Cutter / Deputy Campaign Manager at Obama for America. 

And a Tumblr shout-out. 

AHAHA

mmhmm Only for the tumblr shout out!!!!